But I Have Cooler Slippers.

I met a woman the other day who is a fellow blogger. We exchanged blogger addresses.

According to her blog, she spends her spare time in third world countries building homes for poor and disabled people, when she's not recycling and saving the environment.

Yeah? I WROTE A BLOG ABOUT MONKEYS.

And, I have cool slippers:

I bet she doesn't wear cool slippers like these when she's helping lepers.